It started back at the end of October when our dear friend Chris Nichols packed what little belongings he had and ventured over the pond to a little place called Australia. For the next 4 months, dear Nichols would wake up early dig ditches and lay pipe (that’s what she said) in 100 degree heat, pretty much the equivalent of the lowest paid day laborer here in the U S of A.

After saving enough money Nichols traveled through Australia and Thailand. With a couple of shots of penicillin, from too many Thai whores, Nichols is healthy and happy to return to the States to tell of his many adventures.

My friends, the long wait is over.

Now some of you may be reading this thinking, “Chris Nichols? I don’t even know that guy.” Whether you know him or not, you love him or hate him or just want to sleep with him (he’s totally clean now), it time that we give our adventurer a proper welcome back. The festivities will promptly commence at 10:00 pm at Manual’s Tavern.

Don’t forget to wear your finest golf attire, otherwise you begin with a two stroke penalty and will be ridiculed for the rest of the night. Look forward to seeing everyone there.

Click HERE to see the official rules and download the scorecard!

Happy golfing! Oh…. and welcome back Nichols!