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About Celebrity Happy Hour
Every other week or so in Atlanta the red carpet is rolled out, the paparazzi gathers, and the flash-bulbs pop as yet another A-list celebrity arrives to up their profile and host one of our Happy Hours. Forget winning an Oscar or being recognized with some piece of junk like a Grammy, these days playing host to CHH is the ultimate in status symbols. Hollywood agents and power brokers are constantly breathing down our necks trying to convince us that they have the next big thing on their hands. We often reply that we do not select our hosts based upon talent, but rather on temperature. This is often the moment of sad realization for star; they are simply not hot.
Celebrity Happy Hour is simply decadence at its finest; a gluttonous, unabashed celebration of alcohol and stardom. There is no charitable cause for our gathering and we are not trying to save the planet. Quite frankly, anyone who genuinely cares for others makes us ill. Legally speaking, Celebrity Happy Hour is a non-profit organization. But, we will give nothing back to the community. As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much we promise you.
However, as with every great thing in life, there is a downside to the utopia that is Celebrity Happy Hour. Sadly, after hosting one of our exclusive events, there is really nowhere to go but down for some stars. Often, former hosts can be found wondering aimlessly down Ventura Boulevard asking for handouts or offering sloppy handjobs at bargain basement prices. Typically, after testing HIV-positive, a handful of angel dust overdoses, and thousands of dollars stolen from friends and family, these once bright shining stars turn to us as a last resort... and we would help them, but they are not A-list any longer. It’s quite the catch 22. So drink hard... fame is fleeting and life is short.
Celebrity Happy Hour - Pub Golfing
Celebrity Happy Hour has recently decided that it is a good idea to convert drinking-in-excess into a heated competition. It is strange how the promise of valueless novelty prizes can drive a person to near alcohol poisoning. You have never been more drunk in your entire life. I promise you. If you'd like to sign up for the evites, click here.
