Top 5 Evite Responses: Cinco De Mayo 07
May 5, 2007
- 1. Scooter: Somebody please call ahead and make sure Manuel’s can accept all 7 of us this afternoon. That place has limited space. I’ll be there, droppin chalupas all over Manuel Arrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 2. Jay: si.
- 3. Joe: Dude, I’m there! I need some new fuzzy dice. Mine have nacho cheese all over them from the second to last car accident I fled the scene of. That will teach you not to eat nachos and drive! AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY!!
- 4. Drayton: In my absence, I will be sending Hey-Suess, a local Home Depot day laborer & part-time latino porn star. Some of you may remember him from such hits as, “Living El Sexo Loco”, “Pink Taco Filler”, and “Burritto Bitches”. Ladies & Red Jon, Lifetime supply of Chiclets to anyone that has sexy time with him. Pura Vida, maybe you will get the dirty sanchez…
- 5. George: i’m coming so i can drink a lot of alcohol
