What’s up my fellow “homies”? I’m Mike Nifong, former prosecutor assigned to the Duke Lacrosse rape case. As you may already know, I have recently been disbarred for breaking over two dozen rules of professional conduct while prosecuting the case. Since apparently I am no longer permitted to pervert justice, I’m gonna get perveted in a new-and-improved way! I got a new job makin skin flicks at Hustler through my new stripper friend, and unlike my case against the Duke Lacrosse players, my films got plenty of DNA evidence flyin around! AWWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!

Check out my new joint called “Prosecutor Pimpin 2″! Its the story of an out of control, sex-crazed D.A. that has some ’street justice’ performed on him by them sexy ho’s Roxy Reynolds and Jasmine Cashmere. In an ironic twist of fate, that dude who directed “Prosecutor Pimpin 1″ just finished law school and took a job as District Attorney. Before he left I told him to just stick to unjustly locking up poor minorities that no one gives a crap about! Apparently going after rich, privilged white kids gets Bill O’Reilly all pissed n’shit. But, hey… it turned out okay for me. I’m tappin’ all kinds of hot chocolate these days! And I don’t even play Lacrosse!!

The after-party is at my hotel room, and I’ll be providing the entertainment. I suggest you keep that bathroom door open so the Prosecutor Pimp can keep his eye on yo ass!